What you should Sext About

We all know it— nudity sells while sexting. If you must do sexting nude, then be careful who you do it with. You don’t want to be at the receiving end.

But what your partner wants you to do is send nudes photos to him. It will arouse him almost immediately.

 If you tell him you have thoughts of him that you can’t concentrate, he could cancel his other plans and come straight to your house.

When you know he’s in a meeting or at a bar with his friends, send him something sexy (just words). He’ll say, “Bad timing.” Yes, it is. It’s completely inappropriate to have a boner while watching Michael from accounting walk everyone through a series of Powerpoint slides.

If you can imbibe these tips, you’ll be the best in the game soon enough. Get to work!